December 2011
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HOOTENANNY!
HOOTENANNY!
Dec 31st
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About to start stitching a fiddly border
Why do I do this to myself?
Dec 31st
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I couldn’t handle the thought of a baby being abandoned with two guys who have no idea how to look after a baby and no sense to phone the social, even if one of them is Tom Selleck. It actually made me feel a bit panciky. How dumb is that?
Dec 31st
I have never properly watched Three Men and a Baby. I have memories of my sister watching it, but I honestly remember nothing except a big mural. It’s on tv now, so I’m going to give it a go. 
Dec 31st
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Baby is napping. I’ve just had cinnamon french toast, and hazelnut coffee. Good start to the end of the year.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I anticipate very little rest tonight.
Coffee on standby.
Dec 30th
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Ok. So.
I just watched the pilot for Adventure Time. I think I know what I’m doing with my evening.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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So.
National Treasure is on tv. My child is in the room. I think this makes me a bad mother.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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My family let me have a 3 hour nap.
Dec 27th
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Dear 5:30
My brain makes bad words at you also.
Dec 27th
Dear 3:37 am
You suck.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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I think I had too much sugar too late in the evening. In the spirit of the season, and all.
Dec 24th
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Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all remembered to buy booze and antacid to get you through.
Dec 24th
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I am amused that some of you have such fancy dinners on Christmas Eve. We had fish fingers, mashed potatoes and baked beans.* Classy, no? *That’s fash fangus, mershed perderders and berked berns, Burjit.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Holy god damn
I just turned on the tv and Johnny Depp and Alan Rickman were singing. It was fucking awful. I’m sorry if I’ve offended any of you, but it was terrible.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Looking through some old photos. Feeling a bit nostalgic. Missing my friends. Going to watch my baby sleep for a bit to cheer me up.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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The most disturbing chick tract I have ever... →
shaebay: For some reason people are assholes and they mail chick tracts in with their payments. I don’t know why they do this (maybe they somehow know the person who gets the mail is an atheist?), but usually the chick tracts are good for a laugh. I got one yesterday that was not funny at all. Actually, it’s downright awful. What the fuck?
Dec 20th
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Dear teething
Go suck a bag of dicks, ok? No love, me.
Dec 20th
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Dec 16th
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OMG SNOW
It’s just a dusting, but still, SNOW!
Dec 16th
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PEACE OUT AMY POND. →
boom-swagger: verybusyandimportant: Good Riddance.  If that means precious Roars has to go, too, so fucking be it.  You are the worst.  GOOD BYE FOREVAR. i’m so glad someone else understands.  Yay! Buh-bye now, don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out. It’s not that I never liked them, I just stopped caring after a while.
Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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That thing when
You’re excited because you got a text message, but then you get bummed out because it’s spam and no one ever sends you messages, and then right after that you get another message and it’s actually from your bestie and then you feel warm and fuzzy.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Sat on the sofa Feeling sorry for myself Need me a snuggie
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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"What To Expect When You're Expecting"
vegkat: “Cameron Diaz heads up an all star cast in the new pregnancy comedy inspired by the best selling parenting guide.” - IMDB WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK. Seriously?  Have we run out of ideas already?  We’re making movies based on REFERENCE BOOKS?!? I can’t wait for next summer’s blockbuster “THE DICTIONARY”!! SERIOUSLY. No. Just no.
Dec 10th
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I think I need to watch this Adventure Time you cool kids are always talking about.
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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I sometimes wonder if I brought the right baby home from the hospital. Surely no child of mine would fight naps so persistently. Edit to add: I only want her to sleep because she’s tired and pissy about being tired.
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Hey you guys
Podcast recommendations please! My preference is comdey. Please do not suggest Ricky Gervais. I will cry. And obviously, I am already aware of the Pants.
Dec 6th
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Fake band name
Jam & Salmon Singles: “Are You Fucking Kidding Me?” and “Learn To Cook”
Dec 5th
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Dear tumblr(ers)
I started to try to catch up on the last few days of posts that I missed, but it’s just not going to happen. Tell me tales of magic and merriment (i.e. what you’ve been up to since Friday. It doesn’t have to be entirely true.)
Dec 4th
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Dec 1st
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